Casual Wanderer Gifts

'You may already be a winner!'

Wildlife

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Built and Built without a permit.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Mountain escalator.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Use it or lose it.

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)