Casual Wanderer Gifts

'You may already be a winner!'

Wildlife

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Built and Built without a permit.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Mountain escalator.

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Use it or lose it.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Fringe festival