Casual Tourist Gifts

Animals to look at when killing time for the coach.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Colin V Longshore Drift

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Ignorance and Bliss

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'