Casual Ghost Tourer Gifts

A boast of ghosts

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Open House of Horrors

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'There's an imposter among us!'

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"You put it on backward, dear."

Snail crossing

Haunted museum

Ghosts from around the world.

Manhattan Woods

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"