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A boast of ghosts

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Open House of Horrors

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

Manhattan Woods

Snail crossing

Haunted museum

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Colin V Longshore Drift