Ghost Tour Guide T-Shirts

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Home depot."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Ghost School.

Fishing sign.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'