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Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."