Tour Guide Enthusiast Gifts

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fight or Flight

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fishing sign.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Snowmen Around The World...

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"