Outdoor Tour Guide Gifts

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

Butterflies

Sausages.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Tourists and their Pets.

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.