Tourism Guide Gifts

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Culture Saturday

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Fishing sign.