Tourism Guide Gifts

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Now that's an afro!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Culture Saturday

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Sparkling Water

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.