Travel Guide Writer Gifts

'I'm going to Mount Jordan.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Now that's an afro!'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists and their Pets.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"