Aspiring Travel Writer Gifts

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."