Aspiring Writer Gifts

"The Nobel Prize for peace and literature eliminated in a single day."

"Naught or nice"? I was hoping for something more in the way of an essay question.

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

"When do we learn how to blog?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."