Travelogue Writer Gifts

Been everywhere done everything got all the T-shirts!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The only way to see the world is to see the world