Travelogue Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you know what egomania is?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The World's Easiest Airport

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"