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'Do you know what egomania is?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Tourists in Egypt

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."