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Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Deep Vein Thrombosis from the bus home

Weigh Station

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."