Travelogue Writer Mugs

Been everywhere done everything got all the T-shirts!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'