Travel Guide Collector Gifts

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Now that's an afro!'

Tourists and their Pets.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Fall on a desert island

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Recalculating!

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Lavatory Waterfall

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Western Outfitters.

'...Do not feed the bears'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

The Fall from Pisa

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Lost

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Information...

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'To much orange.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'