Travel Story Collectors Gifts

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Scenes from a Vacation

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Animal immigration

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge