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Tourists

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Scenes from a Vacation

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Animal immigration

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Who wants to go first?"

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Monster Souvenir

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge