Comedic Travel Story Collector Gifts

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Tourists

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

American man on holiday

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"He says we have to be double jabbed to travel."