Comedic Travel Story Collector Gifts

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Animal immigration

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Tourists

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

American man on holiday

Welcome To Our Pedestrian Friendly State (All Roads Closed For Construction)

"He says we have to be double jabbed to travel."