Travel Tale Collector Gifts

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Tourist Attractions

Benefits of Living Abroad

Tourists

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

American man on holiday

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

No Trespassing!

"A strong team shares an interest in each others lives."

"Yes, it's true: My big brother has actually seen rain!"

Portly man with hands full asked to jump onto the roof of the bus

'It was BAD enough having to look at his holiday photos.'