Travel Story Collector Gifts

American man on holiday

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Animal immigration

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Scenes from a Vacation

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

The aviation experts come out to play

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

Monster Souvenir