Travel Story Collector Pillows

American man on holiday

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Who wants to go first?"

Monster Souvenir

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

'You don't look like your passport photo.'