Collecting Travel Stories Gifts

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

I love Museum Shops

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Monster Souvenir

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...