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Hitchhiking with monetary incentive

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Animal immigration

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

The aviation experts come out to play

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge