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Hitchhiking with monetary incentive

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

The aviation experts come out to play

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."