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'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Who wants to go first?"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Monster Souvenir

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'You don't look like your passport photo.'