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'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Recalculating route..."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we there yet?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Airplane food

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"He keeps touching me!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."