Collecting Travel Stories Prints

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

I love Museum Shops

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Animal immigration

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

The aviation experts come out to play

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Monster Souvenir

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."