Guide Book Collector Gifts

Homeless man reading a guide book entitled: 'Sleeping Rough Guide to London'.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'E-books?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Home Sweet Second Home.

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

D. H. Lawrence

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

The Re-Giving Tree