Guide Book Enthusiast Gifts

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'There's nothing on.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

What it takes to be a leader.

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'Best guide I ever had.'

Tour of Cathedrals.

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Guide to Collecting Bugs.

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

How to make every minute count.

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

'Sit!.. Good boy!'

'Say! Isn't that the guy who writes the budget travel guides!?'

'Woodsman, first aid, swimming...Karma Sutra.'

'Coitus Interruptus 6 page pull out guide'

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.