Guide Book Enthusiast Mugs

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'There's nothing on.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

What it takes to be a leader.

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'Best guide I ever had.'

Tour of Cathedrals.

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

How to make every minute count.

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

'Woodsman, first aid, swimming...Karma Sutra.'

'Say! Isn't that the guy who writes the budget travel guides!?'

'Coitus Interruptus 6 page pull out guide'

Lourdes guide dog

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

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