Guide Book Collector Mugs

Homeless man reading a guide book entitled: 'Sleeping Rough Guide to London'.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

'E-books?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

D. H. Lawrence

Carl Sandburg.