Study Guide Collector Mugs

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

The Re-Giving Tree

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Rudyard Kipling.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."