Travel Photo Collector Gifts

Scenes from a Vacation

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Animal immigration

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

Stonehenge Imitation

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Tourists

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Someday your prints will come.'

Rockets in Bath.

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

American man on holiday

Missing you.

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"He says we have to be double jabbed to travel."