Historical Tour Guide Gifts

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tourists and their Pets.

Snowmen Around The World...

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'...this is Loch Lomand!'