Historical Tour Guide Prints

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Tourists and their Pets.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'