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'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Oh no ... that's not a good sign.'

Gunshot

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

And now bring the girls!

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'

'Look kids. This was once the center of Canadian democracy.'

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"First class, or with children?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Tourists and their Pets.

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'