Outdoor Guide Gifts

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

'I think I see why your gun is shooting high, Al.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Mosquito Carry Out

'DROP THE ROCK!'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Sausages.

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello, is that the Moutain Rescue...? I am lost and disorientated.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Your stomach keeps growlin', Zeke!"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

It was finally decided that the Chinese-made machetes were a poor investment.

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"Behold the secret to happiness."