Mountain Guide Gifts

This is the shortcut!

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

"I think he said he is our guide."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'No Fenwick, it's not the north face of the Eiger!'

'Decision time-am I going to eat you or are you going to eat me?.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Talent for Exaggerating.

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Sorry, you must have a tie."

'That's torn it - he's the only one that knows the way!'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

Information on Next Floor

"On the plus side, the abominable snowmen know the area, and they work for next to nothing."

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Avoid hungry bears."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."

All new, improved rescue-dog.

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

Mountain Rescue.

Last Takeaway before you hit the ground

"Every time you need a Sherpa, you can't find one."

"More important, what's the meaning of that tip jar?!"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Oh-oh. Can't find my phone - try calling me."

"Oh thank God!"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Your ears seek wisdom, but your lips seek Himalayan lip balm."