Mountaineering Gifts

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

Type A Personality/Type B Personality.

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Drop the rock!'

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

You Are Here

"So the answer to eternal happiness isn't an upgrade?"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

I thought you brought the camera!

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

We are here!

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

Pure Adrenaline.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Natural Selection on the Snow.

'It's a timeless landscape, so stop looking at your watch.'

'You won't find a nicer view for the price they're asking!'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'Did you try jiggling the handle?'

Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'Hold on!'