Professional Mountaineer Gifts

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

You Are Here

Skiing.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Make a lot of money."

First aid in mountains

The best financial decision I ever made.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

I'm a self-made man!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Good Luck!

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!