Mountain Climbers' Guru Gifts

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Rock Climber

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Danger Signs.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.