Mountain Guru Admirer Gifts

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Conservation Area

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"All I see is more trees."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Mt. Tushmore

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Emojis fail me."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Salesman on Holiday

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.