Mountain Guru Admirer T-Shirts

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Conservation Area

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"All I see is more trees."

Mountain Dads

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Mt. Tushmore

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Do not ask if you are truly hitting yourself. Rather, ask why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself. Guru Brothers.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Emojis fail me."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Salesman on Holiday

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."