Mountain Climbing Guru Gifts

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Rock Climber

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The Path

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"I like to stay on top of things."