Hiking Guru Gifts

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Oh Hi!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'