Hiking Guru Mugs

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Oh Hi!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Giant slug attacks a city

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."