Camping Guru Gifts

Static caravan.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Ooops, I must've used Insect Attractant, not repellent.'

Mosquitoes and all the other critters.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"You took too long!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Travel looks strong!

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

I love campsites!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'